Have I ever told you I can’t make this shit up ? …………Well I can’t, but not since the great war HERO Helton has anyone metamorphosed into more comic book characters than he.You may recall his PUNISHER days as he single handedly fought the Yakuza the M9 street gang and just about every other type of bad guy you could think of.And of course who could forget the time he stated that it was he who was picked to be in the X-MEN film as Wolverine instead of Hugh Jackman.

Keeping with his delusional comic fantasy world Helton has of late decided to turn his hand to sorcery and the mystical arts. 


His mighty mystical powers are so mind baffling that not even HE may conjure a spell to clean his home or the floor he flies upon. However Helton has a few tricks up his sleeve as the mighty wise sorcerer has made a video of himself discussing his future plans in fighting evil with sorcery and the dark arts.And there you have his cryptic words have already struck FEAR in the darkened souls of his enemy so BEWARE you have been warned foul demons of the internet world.

This video is going to be a unique video and has never been done before …HISTORY has been made once again by the GREAT ONE… HELTON.

He has been working very hard at becoming a sorcerer a master of the mystical arts, and has ordered the magical tools to actually create a SCROLL/ SPELL to wage WAR against EVIL. If you have 20 min to kill some brain cells go for it I did warn you lol.


And finally the transformation is complete the master sorcerer is now born…..In time for Halloween ?..Thank you to our friends for sending in these mystical magical videosYup I can’t make this shit up












BigMike…Wow, everyone that is associated with TexasTime’s room thinks I’m some insider with the blog…hahaha, they attacked me right when I went into their room. At first, when this blog came out, I had a bit of sympathy for them, but now I realize what a bunch of douchebags or at least half of them that sit in that room. Just because I post in the comments section and crap chat, doesn’t mean I’m associated with the posts. Knowing what d-bags they are, anything you people in Texas’s room do you fucking deserve. Keep up the good work Monkey.”

I’m perplexed as to WHY any one would be viewed as guilty by association just because they  comment on this blog or from time to time frequent our chat. The internet is pretty much a FREE go as you please experience that anyone can obtain, so when poorly informed online crybabies decide to BLACK LIST an individual by “attacking” that person I’m convinced that these poor souls need a REAL LIFE not the INTERNET FANTASY LIFE they live in.

So let’s travel to CUMvlog’s kangaroo court of online misfits and place the same inernet LAWS and thinking upon those empty heads, and play along with the CUMvlog children by lowering ourselves to their level as we snicker and fuel their already throbbing over the top heated vaginas.

First I’d like to ask the question ….WHY ??  …….Why would anyone from here be condemned for speaking the truth or simply asking a QUESTION ??

Why would anyone wish to remain in denial or ignorance ???

Remember we are now in CUMvlog’s court and we shall obey CUMvlog’s LAWS by directing the accusing finger right back at them.

Fact: I’d like to present this Ripoff report LINK that a number of folks a few years back created detailing how CUM Jones the owner stole 14k from online viewers to create his site. Remember WE are now in CUMvlog’s court with their LAWS, so is Lilpunk and the rest of of the Ivlog casters THIEVES ??


Fact: The owner himself decided to cast on Younow largely considered a PEDOPHILE site, he felt he could beg for handouts from both pedophiles and children to build his site from scratch and he did just that.Once again WE are now in CUMvlog’s court with their LAWS, and their thinking so is Lilpunk and the rest of them PEDOPHILES ??? Now think of it since possible PEDOPHILE donations were used to finance Ivlog $$$$$$, does it mean Ivlog supports pedophiles and accepts their money ??? ……Now hold that thought.He knew what Younow was but that never stopped him from casting there,  https://educateempowerkids.org/a-pedophiles-dream-come-true-younow/

Fact: Recently it was discovered that Ivlog had a SEX OFFENDER in it’s midst by the name of Todd Allan Husat. Did anyone care.. did anyone say or do anything ??????


Fact: It was also discovered that another SEX OFFENDER…Adam Paul Stuart Browne was among it’s Ivlog casters ….Has anything ever been done about him ?…No.



So again I ask the question is Lilpunk or any of Ivlog’s casters in support of ANY of these individuals or their tainted criminal perverted pasts ???

And are THEY themselves PEDOPHILES ?????

So let me put it to you this way…Those in Ivlog have done NOTHING to change not only the internet but dear sweet Ivlog itself, on the other hand it’s this BLOG that has done all the dirty work by bringing about a greater awareness as well as information to help YOU have a better understanding of those near you or on your accounts. This blog has literally cleaned up your stinking PEDO site for you, so thank us you worthless sacks of ignorant feces, because you should. For doing something not one of you could ever do not even your stinking site owner.

All you’ve ever done is sit on your soft white asses and play music for 15 hours a day on a dead site that allows animal abusers and sex offenders…..You’re worthless.Oh and one last point I’d like to address..Lilpunk so many of your CUMvlog associates frequent this site on a daily basis and I know YOU do as well, infact so does Speaker………BINGO……GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION lol…Your honor I rest my case.












This comment along with the screen grab was sent to me yesterday, thought I’d place it up today it being Sunday and all….amen.A quote from guest5566………..Well now Ivlog becomes Religious now PRAISE CUMVLOG
the all star on feature Speakeroflies sits on his Ass in TexasTimeNetwork every morning with his Ban hammer playin his hyms for people like himself can sit on his Ass slurpin down some prework out drinks while his screamin kids run ragged or his wife changes there asses in the backround while Mr perfect lurses Emotikion Army to his Love pm’s ?? lol ok dude your not so innocent everyone has seen it you and her all over one another textin back and forth even when you went to Niagra falls for you Xmas get away with your wife i recall a few years ago you were all over Gyzmogirl as well but you are so quick to judge others and sit on TexasTimeNetwork tryin to convience us your good in the eyes of the lord bwhahahha bs dude get yaself some viagra and shove ya ns up your fanny hmm what are the 10commandments ??


“You shall have no other gods before me.
“You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments.
“You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain.
“Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor, and do all your work, but the seventh day is a Sabbath to the Lord your God. On it you shall not do any work, you, or your son, or your daughter, your male servant, or your female servant, or your livestock, or the sojourner who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested on the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and made it holy.
“Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long in the land that the Lord your God is giving you.
“You shall not murder.
“You shall not commit adultery.( hmm dude is Married with children at that and in Love and cant get enough of the skank Emotikon Army you naughty boy you
“You shall not steal.
“You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.( Hmm seems like alot of his Ivlog Neighbours Lilgerball punk n the rest of there flock are the only ones allowed in that crew while others are banned ) jokes on all of yas
“You shall not covet your neighbor’s house;
(hmm last time I checked it Was CUM who was the boss not you speaker so keep preachen dickhead

you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or his male servant, or his female servant, or his ox, or his donkey, or anything that is your neighbor’s.”
(hmm EmotikonArmy Lilgerball Dan and Fruitypeebles JB Encrypted no one fears yas as much as you think your power trips and bans think they do come on let’s face it Lilgerballs numbers went down since she sided with all of you as well as TexasTimeNetwork numbers it’s the only reason why he has your ugly mug on feature praisen to the Ivlog Lords (bitch plz) the owner is Athiest ffs so what in the bloody lord as yas praisen a miracle that this site suddenly picks up bawhahahahha yeah ok keep praisen on that maybe CUM will hold the collection plate for you all hungry ban wagon blood sucken leaches until then i’ll greet yas at hell wink wink praise on !!!!

Thank you guest5566.

My final thought on this is it’s been along time coming so I’ll try to keep this part not only brief but vague due to NOT having any proof to back up my statement. Back during the summer of 2016 a certain now EX blogger did inform me that during a certain Ivlog cast this particular caster (cough cough) was allegedly masturbating under the table during a LIVE cast. The young female who was engaging in this sordid ordeal with this married caster had taken screen grabs of the im conversation as PROOF of her experience. Along with that ANOTHER young female reported around the same time SHE was sent DICK PICS from the same married caster, but unfortunately she died and a week later was resurrected which I believe to be a MIRACLE.  I did express an interest in obtaining these screen grabs for a post, but was declined as the individual who informed me of this did not wish to expose or embarrass anyone.

So finally having that weight lifted off my shoulders for 2 years, let me just say as I have stated before I HAVE NO PROOF of any of this but PLEASE try to practice safe sex during im or skype sex…….amen. “Blessed are the cheese makers and those who suckle the goats floppy teet” ..Proverbs: Finger in da bum day chapter ZERO.







I’d like to thank the individual who emailed me the screen grabs and video that are on this post. Better yet maybe I should be thanking InventorNAZI Jim for this latest off the wall nonsense. But to actually sit there and cast the NAZI flag on a PUBLIC cast all the while asking for hand outs so he may continue such filth is simply unconscionable. However he also claims to have invented the World Wide Web. Can’t make this shit up.As the downward spiral of Ivlog continues down an unprofessional path, one can only wonder when or if any action will ever be taken against these type of transgressions. He preaches against the Muslim faith as being his “enemy” and spews such phrases as “we are gonna die”……  

Regardless of ones religious beliefs or thoughts on possible world domination I’d be sure as damned if I’d be choosing the NAZI ideals and all it’s HATEFUL propaganda.

I simply have no words for this. Maybe stick to the alien conspiracies, and anal probes Jim ????



A quote that I received this morning in the comments, along with a pic and a gif….Thank you for them.

“And here we have it Cumvlogs Ex Lover Cums out of the closet posting her links in open chat while looking all well you will see …… AS the old saying goes “”grow a set” 😉

So it would seem Steve (CUM) Jones’s EX girlfriend has released a possible NEW directional interest.I cannot confirm or deny what you are witnessing on this post nor am I homophobic, however as I stated in the above post I was sent all of this information in a comment.

So this MAY explain his traveling to other far off places and meeting other casters, in some instances offering $3 milkshakes just for meet ups…Wink wink.Or as seen in the above pic Steve(CUM) Jones is wearing his Wonder Woman thumb rings a possible sign that……….READ BELOW Was this a premonition of things to CUM ???Fact: I can’t make this shit up lol