Category: VonHelton

I’d like to thank an anon for this hilariously amazing video featuring non other than Von the “DOME MAN” Helton, as he tries to explain his FLAT EARTH theory, and YES he’s serious about this belief.291eaeacc1574274b9158e0753be1872

Factor in his new BALD look and he’s the DOMEMAN.



As if shaving all 3 of your children’s heads wasn’t enough when you found the wrong color bugs…but now he believes that there is actually a FLAT EARTH THEORY, and we all live under this immense dome that covers the earth, with this now complimenting his half witted autistic thoughts makes you wonder how he manages to even survive in the real world. Cmon man get real here Von ffs you lost your marbles long ago.



I’d like to thank an anon for the video used in this post.


His words as he was looking for the “WHITE BUGS” but soon discovered that they were “BLACK BUGS” He finally realized he was searching for the wrong color bug, makes sense ??? So you think if any reasonable person were to search in their child’s hair and see a “BUG” that alone would be a red flag ??? Nope not for Von. Good thing he never noticed the PURPLE or GREEN BUGS.





It’s a LOOOOONNNNNNGGGG 3 hour Youtube video with a ton of info… In it he claims his children have LICE, hence the reason for shaving his head. I personally believe he gave the children HIS own LICE and is now trying to avoid actually washing his hair by removing by shaving it off lol. That can be heard at the 23min and again at 46min of the vid.

CLICK on the part says WATCH THIS VIDEO ON YOUTUBE it works

At the 1 hour 10min mark they bring up Mouse his  former wife who is now in prison. He claims she was driven insane by the trolls, and he has proof of it.

As the horrible trolls took advantage of a naive young girl.


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Defiantly a Von Helton original as the great self proclaimed “PUNISHER”  is now making online requests for CASH monkey ..ummmmm.. MONEY.. I mean, ops sorry typo.




So far….nada… zippo…not a dime…Oh well he tried lol.

Here’s the LINK

And for some added entertainment check out this vid someone sent in to our chat…Thank you for the vid.

CLICK on the “WATCH THIS VIDEO on YOUTUBE”…its there

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All credit to Caine for this lil gem as Mr America himself the PUNISHER James Von Helton sings the “TREES” a song written by the band RUSH.hjhjhjhjh

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