Category: VonHelton

I was not aware of the recent development between Candyrayne and Helton until today, so enjoy the tongue lashing Helton receives at the hands of his former friend.

If the LINK wont work CLICK again and go toYoutube.


All credit to Barry Mandela and Candy for the video.



This is a 7hour long vid from Youtube so if you can get through it then hats off to you.

Bottom line is Helton needs money or he’s in BIG time do do.


If only the rest of the Xmen would HELP Helton out then I have a feeling everything would be fine, but let’s face it a mutant with retractable  metal claws wouldn’t be an ideal  house guest if you purchased new furniture.



Poor helton, he will be evicted soon. He claims his mama has put her foot down and is throwing them out. She got sick of the 56 year old man child mooching off of everyone in sight. Now, we are not sure what will become of the kids. I cant imagine she would just kick the kids to the curb. In fact no one is sure if helton is even telling us the truth. He might be doing this as a way to gain sympathy and get a few more donations so when the weather breaks he can walk to town and retain a lawyer. To enlarge click and hold ctrl key then while holding move the wheel on your mouse towards the monitor 0812549622af407eb9503e9d6488b170 screenshot_69 180px-vonfreakout
The mama frost might take custody of the kids (I believe she has custody already) and once helton is far down the road she might give them up for adoption. Who knows? Only time will tell.
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Amen you sons of beaches.

Amen you sons of beaches.

You never know I may be one of the lucky people who Helton eventually decides to sue after he begins to read these posts, from what I have witnessed as of late an entire PUSSY…opps POSSE have dedicated their time with empty threats and lots of tears.

They want me the #1 BAD MONKEY….So get in line cry babies. I’ve heard it all before from bigger and better than you.




Thank you for the LINK to this vid…it’s hilarious.



Have I ever told you that I cannot make this shit up ???  Well I’m telling you now cuz I can’t hahahahahahahahaha

From the mouth of the GREAT ONE comes more BULL SHITTERY so deep you may need a life raft to keep you afloat.

So what we here is Von claiming he tried out for the role of WOLVERINE but didn’t get the gig cuz according to him he was cock blocked…You think I’m making this up ???screenshot_4

Just imagine if Helton had become the Marvel hero instead of Hugh Jackman.


Well say what you will but I knew something wasn’t right about the TRUST FUND comments that Helton had mentioned on my previous post, when he states if CPS/ Children’s Services were contacted that THEY would remove the TRUST FUND from his children, which in turn would have them grow up living in poverty.

Now Helton says something COMPLETELY different, that it’s him and his mother that would remove the TRUST FUND with one phone call if the children were to be handed over to another family. He sings a completely different tune.

I cut this short piece out from the video that btw is over 30min in length. For anyone wishing to hear the Youtube in it’s entirety check out the video below. And scroll to the 21:39 part of the video to hear his contradicting comments.

The previous post on CPS removing his children’s TRUST FUND can be found here.


Oh ya …..and I told you so.




Now Helton is pulling a funny here if I ever saw one, he tells us he’s the poor one but his children have a TRUST FUND set up for them. So to make ends meet he’s put up a PAYPAL account to ask for any donations to help out with internet,clothes, food etc, but then tells us the children don’t need anything, but if anyone where to call CPS/ Children’s services and report him, the children would then have the TRUST FUND taken away from them and become completely broke. This makes no sense to me.


So here are a number of questions I have thought of:

Who has set up this TRUST FUND for the children ??

How much is the TRUST FUND worth ???

Now correct me if I’m wrong but doesn’t a TRUST FUND mean that the money is being placed on hold until the children reach a certain age so they may use it for say educational  purposes ?

If this be the case WHO makes their purchases is Helton in charge of the FUND ??

Why would calling Children services remove the TRUST FUND if they are called to protect the children in the first place ??

I’m not familiar with these LAWS regarding children placed in the care of CPS nor does Helton’s words make any sense to me, so I’m just playing devils advocate and asking questions. Personally in my experience anyone who asked for CASH online in the past has exposed them self for being a devious individual and in most cases we find out  in end the truth about the REAL reasons. Just my opinion.

Special thanks to our friend for placing this video in to our chat.

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I’d like to thank an anon for this hilariously amazing video featuring non other than Von the “DOME MAN” Helton, as he tries to explain his FLAT EARTH theory, and YES he’s serious about this belief.291eaeacc1574274b9158e0753be1872

Factor in his new BALD look and he’s the DOMEMAN.



As if shaving all 3 of your children’s heads wasn’t enough when you found the wrong color bugs…but now he believes that there is actually a FLAT EARTH THEORY, and we all live under this immense dome that covers the earth, with this now complimenting his half witted autistic thoughts makes you wonder how he manages to even survive in the real world. Cmon man get real here Von ffs you lost your marbles long ago.