Category: VonHelton

Helton is BACK

The latest news is Von Helton the unwashed jedi time traveler is BACK.

Funny I didn’t notice he was even gone.

If you have a strong stomach and 49 worthless minutes of your life that need to be sucked up an lost forever then click the Facebook link below and prepare yourself for his verbal diarrhea by watching the vid in it’s entirety. Thanks to Candy for the link.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10211924259161648&id=1226855000&refsrc=https%3A%2F%2Fm.facebook.com%2Fvonhelton%2Fvideos%2F10211924259161648%2F&_rdr

 

 

 

All credit to those who sent in this vid from a while back, it features the Great American Hero the one and only Helton Jack of all trades master of none as he reaches out to the good folks online in hopes of reaching his goal. TO BUILD  A BETTER YOUTUBE.

He’s asking for millions here to build this site, but in his soft head he has the master plan. Remember this is Von Helton we’re talking about here.

And of course his FALSE claims of being a “VETERAN” seem to surface from time to time.

For fun a little Helton karaoke.

 

NO WORDS HERE ……….hahahahahahhaahahahah…………..breathes……………hahahahahahahahhaahah………………..breathes……………….hahahahahahahahahahhaha

So I put this little song together for the doomed couple.

This is what happens when one obsesses over another for years the question must be asked…IS IT LOVE ???