Category: UkMuppets


As I sit comfortably upon my Monkey mobile I can hear Darren Sayward cry across the pond, and CURSE MONKEYSNIFFER a thousand times over and over and over…. lulzzzz ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐


I am but HUMBLED by your INGENUITY and BRILLIANCE, remember NO ONE has ever doxed me successfully ..NO ONE…Take note of the 8 users online  hahahahahaahahScreenshot_5Screenshot_4

Down for a few are we ???? Funny how your SERVER just went magically POOF on you ??? LMAO DONE and DONE … (*☉౪ ⊙。)ノ


Nothing ever lasts for ever and I guess the TRUTH as to who I really am wont either, but for now enjoy the few precious trophies you’ve managed to steal from me..Darren and company.

For the complete story read this LINK I have provided down below….Thank you to those for any information provided here on this post.





And to answer that question I’ll ever tell, or will I ???

But with a few screen shots WE may be able to figure out WHO the culprit was or is. Now if we were to try an get to the UKmuppets site this is what we would find.


So WHY…HOW… WHO would do such a dastardly deed you ask ??

Muppets is down

“hacked by Janice Pennycook2017 “…..A MYSTERIOUS MESSAGE in a BOTTLE ?????

And Karl/Ukmuppets himself admitting this to everyone….could it be …We can only wonder ???

I’ll never KISS an TELL …. 유♥웃 ℒℴνℯ ヾ(✿❛◡❛)ノ

Muppets minions go mad

Ummmmm….♡o。.(◕_◕) could be worse guys ???? LMAO





If SARCASM were wealth do you realize I’d be the RICHEST person on the planet right now ????

After a silly New Year’s glitch that kicked us on Dec 30th 2016 that separated the connection from the blog to the server, we went down but not out. We knew the content was there it was just a matter of getting the info when the calls could be made to the right people….and they were…ALLLLLL over the internet the WOUNDED VICTIMS of this blog rejoiced in celebration of our demise…never knowing the truth was soon to be revealed in a matter of days …Bwuahahahahahahaha….Told you.






This blog like every blog before it is just a tool of what REALLY MATTERS and that’s a VOICE an OPINION of what you the viewers are unhappy with, so even if we have 40 blogs or even 200 of em as long as someone is ready to make a NEW POSTY we’re going NO WHERE….Keep wishing keep crying keep hoping.






A guest in our chat brought some new/old info to us, so I thought I’d make a post on it. In my mind there was never any doubt as to who UKMuppets was after I had exposed him to everyone, but it’s just one more piece to sit back and enjoy. Thank you.



Anyone wishing more info on the matter of just WHO UKMuppets is please check this below LINK.

TRIBUTE to Darren Lee Sayward aka UKpedopuppets




Some months ago the fail bloggers over at UK Muppets and their new head of “special” intelligence, Shawnio, had proven conclusively that Michelle Stacy was chatting over at Vaughn Live.STD as one Sweet Tears. As per usual the folks at UK Muppets did not do their foot work nor did they vet the information provided to them from their new head of DOXing.

End result? Watch the below video.

WARNING: Do NOT consume fluids during the viewing of this video!

As you can clearly see Sweet Tears and Michelle Stacy are two completely different individuals!

But how can this be!?!?! Did not the wunderkinds of UK Muppets prove with several blog posts that they were one in the same? Yes ladies and gentlemen once again the credibility of the fail blog UK Muppets and their head of disinformation, Shawnio, is right where it always has been. IN THE SHITER.

Karl, Darren, Babs, Sharron, Louise whatever you call yourselves these days might I recommend once again that you at least try and use your two brain cells before making a claim or DOXing someone. I mean seriously girls you look more and more incompetent with every post and every lame attempt to coat tail this blog and the gloriously fabulous people who work here.


William Poole ESQ.



Since my time blogging here I’ve done about 5 such posts where someone claims they’ve doxed me, and so I have a giggle make a post on it only for some other clown to then make the same statement 6 months later. So here we are again, but before I do lets recap all of my history where I have been doxed.

There was the 17 year old dox, where Shawnio the GREAT DOXER” claimed I was a gay teen boy.17yroldsscreenshot_1-2screenshot_4444444444444-2

Then there was the time he actually thought I looked like this image I use in my profile, was so damn funny the stupid ass made a post on it LMAO

Me with my crack whore gf, I’m the pretty one.


At some point I go from being a tranny to becoming a middle aged woman, can’t make this SHIT UP.


THEN THE BIG BREAK as Shawnio discovers my REAL NAME is ……………….JUDY. That’s right he finally gets me….or does he ???? In the above video he claims he can hear my laughter. I dare you to listen and not laugh to tears, especially those of you who know me.

Recently most of you know I have had the communities help in exposing a number of individuals such has Darren Lee Sayward/UKmuppets…Sean Cleary/ IP as well as doxing Shawnio…So for a lil fun I decided I would accidentally on purpose drop my own photoshopped DOX in hopes of getting a reaction and OHHHHH YESSS I did LMAO


I and that’s when I became …JANICE P… It caused such a stirred frenzy a post was even made in my honor over in UKmuppets blog claiming I was revealed LMAO…again screenshot_5-3

The classic knee jerk reaction all thanks to Sean Cleary…Shawnio and a very gullible Darren Lee  Sayward who made it all possible….PLEASE take a look at the other bottom painted images. For gods sake I do hope you retards see the point I’m making here HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..After 3 years you think some of em would get wise… but no such luck..I WIN.

Shawnio thank you for making UKmuppets look a fool for the world to see, couldn’t have done it without ya buddy.



Are you good ol boys getting the idea here ??????


It’s not often I get to expose a blogger who is a sexual deviant toward 18 year old girls who makes videos admitting he’s a pervert, then places those same videos on Youtube exposing himself to the world, but that’s the stupidity of one Darren Sayward/ Uk muppets.04270301d81140649577d1f99cb9f471

So you may wish to play catch up an read these recent posts on UK Muppets before continuing LINK is at the bottom.

Then you find out WHO exactly is Darren Lee Sayward aka UKmuppets, LINK is provided below.

But in this post I’d like to touch on the fact that Darren Lee Sayward and his wife at the time Joanne Sayward were sued with casting illegal satellite feeds of sporting events. This took place in between 2012/2013, and  this did in fact make the local news further exposing Darren Lee Sayward/UKmuppets something I’m sure he wouldn’t want anyone to know.


The below LINK explains in detail the events of this matter.

Then we have his so called disability where he claims he can’t work, well of course he can’t work he’s up at all hours perving and fapping on young teen girls in skype and every other social media site imaginable.



On with other mentionables. Now before I continue I’d like to say before you judge me too harsh for the below text and information, it was Darren Lee Sayward who cast the first stone at Michelle Stacey claiming he had her dox and criminal history, if you remember he claimed Michelle was a junkie herself and even claimed to not only have her name but her mug shot. Now why would he do that you ask ??? Well Michelle is a 40+ strong willed woman with children who fights back and refuses to take any bullshit from anyone, a complete opposite say of a 18/19 year old single girl who he can perv on is high on meth and not only vulnerable emotionally but psychologically as well. Do you see where I’m goin here ?screenshot_2-3

The above info is slightly dated so perhaps a shot of something more recent is needed here ? LOOK down below.

Some recent video sent in thank you for this, check it out.


Better much better, this above info is the latest.




So with all that cleared out of the way I’d like to place up a goFCK me account especially for Mr Darren Lee Sayward to help with his future moving expenses.

I’m sure in what we have come to know as classic denial from UK muppets he’s goin to SQUIRM, DENY and LIE about everything on this post. Or  he may go through every post I have ever done screen shot them and make lil hissy fit comments smashing my photoshop images my videos and anything else that angers him. However it will still expose his anger and frustration directed towards me at the same time as I sit back and laugh…  I WIN….. Either way I could care less…I would like to thank anyone and everyone who sent me any information on this individual.screenshot_11I shall be away for the next day or so on a personal matter so please enjoy a refreshing milkshake compliments of UKmuppets…kniw kniw.



I cannot begin to thank all of YOU, the viewers and supporters of this BLOG who have come out in full force to EXPOSE this FRAUD Darren Sayward aka UK Muppets for being a fraudulent pervert who preys on young woman online.a46f36c413b6407f9144d724b99aab53

I would also like to thank those responsible for all of the images and videos used on all of the UK Muppets posts these last few days. Darren Sayward keeps denying this is him ok fine then lets take a look at the images down below.030e619f4ab249ee94b4e69d529a727c

Here he is fancying himself a radio dj of sorts…catch Darren Sayward aka UK Muppets voice at the end of this clip.

I’d like to thank those who sent in these 2 video clips of Darren Sayward aka UK Muppets.99593a1062cc48c7b7704317e3f99a83








” Darren Sayward: You look like me when I was younger on this apart from the long hair of course “Screenshot_1 (2)

Again I have exposed this CREEP Darren Sayward aka UK Muppets for what he truly is and again he will do what I expect him to do the only thing he can do, and that’s LIE..DEFLECT and try and counter but fail miserably at every turn at every avenue…Sits back and awaits the RAGE lol….Monkeysniffer WINS again….STILL MORE TO COMElbpnation_jtv_monkey


Darren, Karl, whatever you are calling yourself I do say you need some lessons in context. Below you will find a screen cap of UKMuppets’ Blog post clips of the week. In that post Darren, Karl, whoever sites that I am Pwning Michelle Stacy in our crap chat. In fact he does it in a very Shawnioesque fashion replete with Red Boxes and half wit commentary in red as well.  One small problem. I was not talking to Michelle Stacy.

Chat read

chat read 2

First off I see no where in the chat where Michelle Stacy denies going to UKMuppets’ blog. Secondly I was not talking to Michelle Stacy when I made the comment “Said as you lie there in bed reading every word religiously” Au contraire my numb nutted hanger on of coat tails I was addresing your new master Shawnio.

I remember it well. I was bored having just completed all my blog duties and cruised over to see what the Pine Cone Cowboy was up to at his Broke Back Hovel. As usual El Soupio was hard at work telling the world (himself) how irrelevant Scuttle Butt is and why. Over and over and over between the psychotic giggles he cried how no one cares! How the blog is dead! How no one cares!

To which I made the aforementioned comment. Promptly our chubby milk stealing half wit roared at the top of his lungs and with wild abandon how I, YES I! the one and only Billy Bob Cesspool was irrelevant!

Of course having pulled his string and having easily achieved my goal of proving that the Gimp was obsessively reading the crap chat, as he is wont to do, I gleefully gloated with an “That easy”

So you see Karl/Darren/Whoever you should first try learning to blog before blogging. Perhaps if you took the time to follow the chat or perhaps vet your sources you would have a successful blog. Instead you take screen caps sent in by Shawnio and post them along with the agenda text he sends along.

Sweet heart, a blog takes time, talent and dedication. Time to do the foot work. Talent to write creatively, or in the case of our beloved Monkey Sniffer, not only write creatively but photo-shop like a glorious god who just happens to be well endowed.

And lastly, dedication. Dedication to presenting the truth as best one can. To researching what is sent in by sources. Or  just simply not grind one’s ax or the ax of others who seem to hold your shriveled testicles in their sweaty little hand.

Maybe then you wouldn’t have to ride coat tails.

Love and kisses William Poole ESQ.