Category: Holidays

I know what you’re going to say who cares about Ivlog caster of the year seriously  ??

Well some one when to the trouble to send this in so I figure lets play along and maybe we can have some fun with it.

A quote sent in… “Don’t forget to vote in the ivlog caster awards 2018”

However I made the comment below and still with no response.

In reply to ivlog awards.

k…You forgot a whole bunch for example.
Who’s the biggest bitch on ivlog ?
Who’s the biggest moron on ivlog ?
Who’s the biggest whiner on ivlog ?
Who’s the biggest PEDO on ivlog ?
Who’s the biggest whore on ivlog ?
Who’s the biggest drunk on ivlog ?
Who’s the biggest FREE loader on ivlog ?

The below LINK is there if anyone wishes to vote.

https://www.strawpoll.me/17123445

As you can see Stupid fat bastard or as I call him Humpty Dumpty is in the lead with 68 votes, and in case your wondering I voted for Mae for the simple reason I really don’t care for any of these silly bastards and never watch them but I did spend time watching Mae’s vagina so I figure that has to count for something. So the weird chick gets my vote.

I just noticed this stupid pig has no eyebrows lol…I was like what’s going on here hahahahahahahaha.As far as Crazy caster of 2018, I voted for the crazy vagina woman again.

https://www.strawpoll.me/17123723

Making this post made me wanna go poo poo.

 

 

I’d like to thank the person who sent me in the 2 vids of last nights cast, personally I hadn’t thought of what to place up until about 4am as I was tinkling in the kitchen sink, the idea came upon me and so here you have it.

I thought it so cute the chubby man child letting everyone know in his cast that he wanted Jessica for Christmas …so cute….°~•♥ஜ♥•~°

He then states that Jess will be his girlfriend and be his greatest gift on the Christmas….How romantic <3…..°~•♥ஜ♥•~°

Some videos from past posts and a thank you to the person who sent them into me.

Happy Holidays from the seductive transgender wonder of Ivlog as he manges to not only grope herself but fall over during last nights cast. All credit to Topcat for this healthy holiday dose of prairie fairy shenanigans.

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I really do get a kick out of seeing this side of Jackie, but next comes the fall……………………..

I’ve fallen and I can’t get up springs to mind…. However all was not about Jackie no, Zelda got into the act and decided to moon Ivlog. Just in case you’re not up to speed click the link below. And from what I gather Jackie had her own lil moon mishap as well although it was not recorded.

http://scuttlebuttscorner.com/blog/2018/12/21/zelda-moons-ivlog/

Merry Christmas Jackie may your trans gender casting days be filled with plenty of good spirit and softer landings, if not wear a ton of padding like Helton does.

 

It’s that time of year again and as usual bless his lil heart Frank Taylor has once again graced us with his Go Fingerme account in hopes of receiving joy and cash donations from his ever loving cash cows on Vaughn. $$$$$$

You to have the fortunate opportunity to be blessed to give to Frank Taylor as much cash as possible and make his holidays season that much brighter, so hand over your CASH to Frank Taylor and show him you care. What would giving be during the holidays if it were not for Frank Taylor ?

All credit to Vaughnsucks for this recent update.

 

 

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL………………DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE Hope you DIE…..

Some of you may noticed an Ivlog message that seems to pop up from time to time as one enters the site.

With a site in such disarray it’s laughable how anyone would have the nerve to be asking for cash to keep the joke alive but in typical classless fashion that’s exactly what’s being done. As a site that allows multiple DEATH THREATS… DOXING of deceased children and convicted rapists to cast not to mention so many other things wrong it’s sickening.  But to the morally challenged weak and corrupt as long as the misfits can cast their troublesome worthless lives for hours at a time hey who cares right ?….Hope you DIE….lol No really I DO lol.$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

So I’ve put together this post along with various screen grabs and videos that some of you sent in recently. I feel this best sums up CUMvlog and some of it’s upper crust class casters <3

 

MERRY Cr3aSTAMAS you dirty filthy sons of whores. Hope you DIE lol…

The little blogger monkey

Cum, they told me
Pa rum bum bum bum
get screwed in the ass you’ll see
Pa rum bum bum pum
Our finest VIPs he offers
Pa rum bum bum bum
To lay before the Cr3am
Pa rum bum bum bum
Ra bum bum bum
Ra bum bum bum
Finger in da bummmmmmmmmm…

Yeah, I’m on the drum so piss off
Yeah, I’m on the stand wanking off
Yeah, I’m on the beat ’cause the beat goes dumb in your bum
And they only spare heat ’cause I’m playing for a beggar bum
Playing for the goof, playing for the VIP
I’m surprised you didn’t hear this in the Bible it’s near the end
I’m so tight I might go psycho or break wind
Christmas time so here’s a recital
Bend over and enjoy a lil finger in da bum
Ra bum bum bum
Ra bum bum bum
Ra bum bum bum
Finger in da bum bummmmmmmm…..

Stupid, stupid, love like a cupid I know bend over and go blow
I’ma drummer monkey so what do I know
Little blogger monkey
Ra bum bum bum
Ra bum bum bum
Pa rum bum bum bum
I am a poor monkey who has a foot fetish
Pa rummmmmmmmmmmmmm…
Finger in da bummmmmm