Something silly for Friday so in keeping with the super hero film genre and it’s trends as of late I couldn’t help but post my own spin on what I believe to be Ivlog’s defenders of HOPE and JUSTICE. So I have placed together my own mismatched HEROIC force with no particular order or disorder.
First off we have the true grit and muscle of the squad….FAROE.His powers include: Being able to ban anyone on his site channel and removing folks from both skype and Facebook, but within 24 hours or less unbanning them with equal force. Anyone foolish to get on Faroe’s bad side would quickly be called a “FUCKING NOOB”… So evil doers BEWARE.Next we have the holy man, master of disguise …FLAMMY..His powers include: 2nd degree black belt and the uncanny ability to disguise or morph himself into anyone he thinks of, as of late his other true former self Speakeroflies was placed into retirement and yet who Flammy truly is still remains a mystery to all……. Biblical and epic.
Let’s not forget AMISH AVENGER earths mighty hero.His powers include: Wishing and praying for DEATH on those that have exposed him, and forcing anal sex upon his enemies by slapping his dick into their unyielding ass….. Unbelievably Heroic.
Her powers include: Placing small fruit into her vagina which she sucks and consums for later, she also suffers from voices in her head that she calls “Daddy” and she asks “Daddy” to place his cawk into her ass due to her being a naughty whore bitch. On most casts she asks guests if gazing upon her makes their cawks hard. She repeats this pattern continually through out the day even while doing her laundry or during supper time. Some say she draws this unnatural force from her vagina and possibly has consumed entire planets from other dimensions….. Astounding.
The other member of this group is none other than the RAPIST.His powers include: RAPE…and the ability to be self absorbed while being void of any and all emotion or intelligence. One of his strongest attributes is the ability to lie but to then forget everything he just said…….AMAZING.And of course the one and only….SORCERER supreme Von Helton.Words can never describe this unnatural phenomenon known to man except many have traveled into the vast darkness of Helton’s mind none have ever returned.
His powers include: He is a master of sorcery and all Jedi mind tricks his ability to time travel is well documented on Youtube and his royal blood has given him vampire like powers to conjure and communicate with demonic forces from the hellish planes.
However with every HERO there must be a VILLAIN and so plotting in the high tech fortress of grandma’s basement is the most evil diabolical… filthy… swine… no good vile scum bag..worthless …really really rotten bad person, the mad scientist known as Dr Question.Just who is this evildoer and are there any possible leads to this persons identity ???
TO BE CONTINUED………….