Lay your head back close your eyes and suck on your wet jelly coated fingers dripping with your very own ejaculation……and enjoy.

That’s what Mike did about 3 years ago on a video, and YES it did make the blogs…several in fact. Did I ever mention I can’t make this shit up ??

But wait there’s more……..

On Thursday Sept 28th 2017 I received this email.

So according to this email sometime on Monday we should be receiving a DMCA or possible COURT notice of some sort……Now if it were anyone else I would perhaps consider it’s serious, but due to the fact it’s from CUM boxMike I can only laugh. Now picture this the DAY in COURT and Mike’s LAWYER stands up and says…. “Your honor WE would like to present a video exhibit #A …Mr Mike Kelly consuming his own ejaculation”  ……The judge falls over laughing and the entire court pees themselves in complete shock…..It’s a KODAK moment and it’s PRICELESS.

I rest my case…

Mike until then please refrain from eating anymore sperm including your own.

Oh and part of the video in case you need to have a giggle.

But if you need the whole post well………………enjoy yourself.



  1. puddintane September 30, 2017 11:44 pm 

    micke you are one nasty cock sucker ewwww

  2. cumeatermike October 1, 2017 10:22 am 

    In light of this event i have posted this video on ten other websites as free use for satire

    • monkeysniffer October 1, 2017 12:09 pm 

      good deal now please dont eat anymore CUM

  3. MikeGOTFAT October 1, 2017 1:06 pm 

    OGMike likes to toss around threats online but never really acts on them. No one should ever take him serious. He is apparently dating a crack ho who is now having his baby. Welcome to child support Mike hope you have a job.

    • monkeysniffer October 1, 2017 2:02 pm 

      Daddy ?

  4. hemdroid October 1, 2017 3:10 pm 

    shawnio has this video on a loop.

  5. Walt Stinky October 2, 2017 1:12 am 

    Ya know Monkeysniffer I think Mike really might have you on this one. The DMCA is the Digital Millennium Copyright Act. Now all Mike has to do is get a copyright on his cum eating videos and then he’s got you !

    • monkeysniffer October 2, 2017 1:35 am 

      ouch this could get sticky

  6. TheBigRooster October 2, 2017 3:30 pm 

    Adumb Slow is claiming responsibility for the shootings in Vegas

    • monkeysniffer October 2, 2017 7:05 pm 

      (flicks tongue) lalalalalalalalalal I CALL UPON THE HOLY JIHAD

  7. OGMike October 3, 2017 8:41 am 

    Prepared to be screwed mothera fuckers I own this bitch.

    • monkeysniffer October 3, 2017 12:32 pm 


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