My reason for being absent from the blog…from Monkeysniffer


I suppose many of you are wondering WHY I have been absent as of late from the blog ???

Some had made comments I had DIED….not true unless you consider me the second coming of Jesus Christ of the blogs, and that would be difficult due to Easter being several months away.

Some had suggested I had terminal CANCER…not true, but very mean spirited..(Shawnio or IP)..tsk tsk

Some suggested I was on vacation…eh not very creative.

Personally I would have liked to have thought of myself playing a guitar under the midnight sky singing up to the stars to my GRANDE AMORE 유♥웃 ℒℴνℯ ヾ(✿❛◡❛)ノ ..with my heart in my hand and a tear in my eye.Sending out a message thousands of miles away to a certain someone. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

HOWEVER the cold and harsh reality was that I was doxed and set upon by an evil faction led by none other than Mr UnitedAmerica/Pat himself and his multitude of FALSE REPORTS of HARASSMENT

He then contacted the POLICE, and upon doing so they interrogated me for almost a day.u21OYq6Screenshot_2

Still shaken and terribly upset I can only rely on this recent video clip, thanks to uncle Lardo for trying to explain my LEGAL plight.


I was beaten and hosed down with freezing water numerous times throughout the ordeal..this treatment lasted hours until I could no longer stand on my own two feet.


I’m not sure as to my future here at the blog or for being online ever again, but thanks to Pat/UnitedAmerica and his unjustified reports I lost my job and now seek legal help and advice.

From what I have been told this process may take up to a year pending the investigation and court trial. I swear by my innocence and shall continue to fight this injustice.




  1. Anonymous February 12, 2017 7:10 pm 

    Monkeysniffer looks like warlord has the police on his side. Pat is a crazy nutter and he plays at being the victim very well.

  2. hemdroid February 12, 2017 7:29 pm 

    WOW monkey i hope everything is okay. gook luck hon.

    • monkeysniffer February 13, 2017 8:53 pm 

      I’m sure in time it will uncle Lardo

  3. MannysCuz February 12, 2017 8:13 pm 

    Warlord’s already a felon as it is…. Since he filed more false claims he’s going to jail….. Where he needs to be….

  4. scuttlebutt February 12, 2017 8:16 pm 

    Monkeysniffer. Good news sir. VonHelton has offered to represent you as your lawyer. JackieLee offered to give you an alibi, by saying you were in bed with her at the time. Frank Taylor has started a “Bail Monkey Out” chipin fund. Ryan FatFuck said he’ll be your character witness, and Cr3am is starting a “Free The Monkeysniffer” channel.

    Hipperz is going to pray for you. The “Pig in a Wig” is going to whore for you. (and send the money to Frank taylor.) Ganoosh will rob another bank with his gang and also donate the money. Scruffy will threaten the cops. Mark will make them promises he can’t guarantee to keep, and Daryl will get Britney Spears to speak on your behalf the next time she’s in his recording studio.

    CHIN UP SNIFFY…..even SAM offered to bake a cake with a file in it.

    UPDATE. If you need therapy, Liklik said you can talk to him for 80 hours a week.

    • monkeysniffer February 12, 2017 8:18 pm 


  5. JazzDude February 12, 2017 11:28 pm 

    under the pressure of waterboarding ( authorized by the Donald himself), the Monkeysniffer stated his BIGGEST Lie :
    His real name is DONKEYSNIFFER!!!
    i always knew this guy is not kosher!

  6. bumblepuff February 13, 2017 2:54 am 

    damn monkey, sorry that happened to you.

    • monkeysniffer February 13, 2017 8:52 pm 

      Thank I’ll have to figure this out

  7. soprano February 13, 2017 8:52 pm 

    this is the beginning of the end of the Scuttlebutt/JSO gang of abusers and predators

    • scuttlebutt February 13, 2017 9:39 pm 

      @ soprano. Why are you so dumb, and when I say dumb, I do mean D_U_M_B ! ! ! You made up the name “soprano” to hide, but then you called us “The Scuttlebutt/JSO gang” giving yourself away. Hahahaha.

      Hey, but didn’t you say it was the end last year,,,,and the year before,,,,and the year before that? The “Blog Destroyer” was before that and we are still here. Are you starting to get the message yet? Maybe not, because you’re too damn DUMB.

    • monkeysniffer February 14, 2017 12:46 am 


  8. bumblepuff February 13, 2017 11:20 pm 

    soprano i dont even like JSO, he is a fukin know it all and who is he to tell my country how to govern itself? he can host all the towel heads at his house for all i care 🙂

  9. Name February 14, 2017 12:41 am 

    I think it’s absolutely hilarious how monkeysniffer came crawling back to the blog. I also found it hilarious to see scuttlebutt going “see, I told you everything was ok”

    sorry guys, we seen the whole thing, we read the emails post coitus.

    This shit is solid gold.


    RIP Scuttlebutts Corner

    • monkeysniffer February 14, 2017 1:34 am 

      crawls to Shawnio …PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don’t hurt or mock me Mr Blog destroyer …I’ll behave myself

  10. monkeysniffer February 14, 2017 12:47 am 


    • monkeysniffer February 14, 2017 8:02 pm 

      I am and I will ٩(͡๏̮͡๏)۶

  11. Walt Stinky February 14, 2017 5:08 pm 

    Ooooo”Mister Blog Destroyer”. I want to hear you screeming that while you’re having an orgazm !

  12. Name February 15, 2017 5:37 pm 

    Sorry guys but in this sense the term is “blog destroyed” LMFAO

    RIP Scuttlebutt’s Corner

    • monkeysniffer February 15, 2017 7:56 pm 

      You are PURE GOLD…Please never change lmao

  13. Name February 15, 2017 5:41 pm 

    wait I just watched that lardo video LMAO

    thanks for that LMAO thats going right on the blog haha

    • monkeysniffer February 15, 2017 8:10 pm 

      ◔◡◉ lol

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