Von Helton on nits, lice and how he likes his women and coffee

I’d like to thank an anon for the video used in this post.


His words as he was looking for the “WHITE BUGS” but soon discovered that they were “BLACK BUGS” He finally realized he was searching for the wrong color bug, makes sense ??? So you think if any reasonable person were to search in their child’s hair and see a “BUG” that alone would be a red flag ??? Nope not for Von. Good thing he never noticed the PURPLE or GREEN BUGS.





  1. Anonymous November 13, 2016 1:24 pm 

    Wow I really enjoyed this. It had so many tingles in it. My ASMR was off the charts. I might have even came. Twice. Keep up the great work! (winkyface)

  2. Anonymous November 13, 2016 2:58 pm 

    von helton kids should b taken from him and never ever gave back .. what an idiot

  3. hemdroid November 13, 2016 4:00 pm 

    helton needs to be whipped. thats all.

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